“New Girl” star and recent divorcee Zooey Deschanel Nude appears to show her naked body in the picture above.
Even though she is damaged goods, and was tossed to the curb by her husband. Zooey Deschanel thinks that if she just prostitutes her nude milky white body she will be able to ensnare another man.
That may be true in the heathen West because (for reasons beyond the understanding of us high-minded Muslims) infidel men routinely pick through each others trash while looking for a wife. Of course in the civilized Islamic world we don’t recycle garbage women like Zooey Deschanel we incinerate them.
Fox’s “New Girl” star and hipster sex symbol Zooey Deschanel poses completely nude and gets a little wet in the photos below.
Believe it or not this is Zooey Deschanel’s first full nude photo shoot, and it appears as though it is just as quirky and offbeat as she is with her randomly dripping water on naked body with an eye dropper.
No doubt this naked eye dropping is some sort of hipster fetish popular in Brooklyn among Zooey’s large fan base of vegan artisanal beet entrepreneurs. Probably because the piddly drops of clear liquid remind them of their own pathetic ejaculate coming from their tiny shriveled up hipster mouse balls.